Don't forget the baby Jesus!
I've loved the Warthog ever since I was a kid. It wasn't till I joined the Marines that I learned they were infantrys best friend.
Date a girl.
Lost me immediately with the garbage meme.
Not always true--/askscience and /science would be nothing without contributing experts and /r/IAMA would be nothing without celebrities...and people made /internetiama precisely because they wanted less moderation in /iama. And, obviously, f7u12 would be certainly much less interesting if the only ones who submitted content were the mods.
Your sidebar also says you're swamped with requests--that's community participation shaping your subreddit as well.
deff kills the insurance priemiums.